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There is nothing in this article that makes me feel comfortable.

Halmark, when you care enough to send the very best.

Regrettably, the topic of this festival is not what you think.

Barkeep: Would you like to try our new cocktail?

Businessman with loosened tie: Sure, whats in it?

Barkeep: Muddled snails, bong water and emu vomit.

BWLT: Sure, sounds better than what I had at Nakamura’s yesterday.

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It would seem someone absconded with all of the mirrors in the trailerpark, sorry, strike that. I mean, Chateau de Skank.

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“You are sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate company?”

“I am”

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This is an outrage! I am, of course, referring to the stripping [of the government subsidy.]

For those of you who have ever wondered, “How much would it cost to have someone drive to my home and remove 900 gallons of human waste?”; the answer is $215. And worth every penny.

Dog Owners gone bad.

Cat Owners gone crazy (surprise, surprise.)

Bad news for the environment.

Speechless.

Australian goo invasion.

Good thing they launched from Florida . . . . that way there is no deductible on the replacement.

Greetings my friends!

As many of you know I am on the board of The Life Enrichment Center, a not-for-profit that provides continuing education classes and other services to our community’s active seniors.

On Friday, September 7th, we will be having our annual art show; I have attached the invitation.

It is my hope that you (and your friends) will attend, peruse the paintings, and maybe even take one home with you! This is our annual fund raiser; food and drink will be available, live music, and other fun activities! You might even catch me on the dance floor.

* Please feel free to invite your friends, and repost on the web!

I kid, I kid! He is very talented, perhaps misguided, but undenyably talented.

Awww, c’mon, who didn’t camp out in the back yard as a kid?

Snakes.

“That was actually us.”

Fun Bags from our Friends to the North.

In my Chief Wiggum voice, “That’s some mighty fine police work there, boys.”

I think I sit behind this guy’s American counter part at the Performing Arts Center.

Monkey and Shark.